The Mock Turtle

natpdotcom:

with some Thor co-stars and their director at Comic Con 2010.

thearmouredbear:

tiagobond:

idoitbrilliantly:

The more you know.

welp.

dayum thor

So I guess the question is, then, when Thor sets the hammer down, why doesn’t it punch a hole in things due to gravity working on its intense mass?  I can accept Thor being able to lift the hammer (after all, he has a magical bond with it), but when he’s not touching it… I mean, remember that scene when the hammer was pinning Loki to the bridge?  Why didn’t it go straight through his chest?  Remember when it landed in a field when Thor fell out of the helicarrier?  Why didn’t it end up in a deep pit?  Potentially, gravity on Asgard could be quite different, but there’s got to be something awfully magical about the hammer to keep it from following the laws of physics in Midgard.

And that doesn’t even bring up Mjolnir’s handle (haft?) and strap (leather thong? bit of rope?).  What in the nine realms is it made of?

Basically it doesn’t matter what Mjolnir is made of.  It’s a symbol.  It’s made of something rare and difficult to obtain [not of this world] and beautiful and hard.  It could just as well be made of, oh, the bones of mythological creatures.  Or something. 

File these questions next to “Does Bruce Banner weigh 1000 lbs or does the Hulk weigh 160?”

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most-awkward-moments:

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lanimalu:

This is Thor riding a cat and I regret nothing. :D”

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thordilocks:

anshinwrites:

frikadeller:

His hair keeps on getting longer hahahahahaha.

Anyway, headcanon time.

Loki used to braid Thor’s hair. So when Loki’s not around, he tried to braid it, but couldn’t get himself to tie the end and it’s just……… undone.

I love Thor with his hair braided.  Like.  A lot.  There’s not enough of it.

This is too sexy for me to make fun of.

Enjoy.

ashdisneyc88:

pyrebomb:

ashdisneyc88:

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pitbap:

teavenger:

That time Loki was buying tomatoes and ran into some of the avengers…

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#i hope this meeting took place like two days after an epic fight with the avengers #like the last thing loki said to thor before this was something about how #he’d feed thor his own pancreas if he ever dared set foot in loki’s sight again and thor will rue the day #he decided to face up against the god of mischief etc. etc. #and then two days later they look up and meet each other’s eyes over the tomato section of a whole foods #suddenly they have to do the whole awkward small talk with someone you really didn’t want to run into thing #’so… um… i see you’re… buying the… cherry tomatoes…’ #’……y-yeah. there’s a…. sale.’ #loki #thor #iron man

Those. Tags. =’D

#I like how Tony is in the back. He looks like he would be saying Awkward I’ll just… meet you in the cereal aisle.

I love this, but a) Tony does not do his own grocery shopping b) where do Thor and Loki even get money and c) why Whole Foods????

I mean, I could fit this in with my own headcanon [Tony has a really strange relationship with food, long story] but it’s not as funny that way.

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jumpingjacktrash:

dduane:

cosmicnerdangel:

How the Avengers should have defeated Loki. All he needed was a hug.

Yep, bring that.

(PS: Steve, where are your hands??)  :)

also thor giving him beardy face nuzzles. ‘bro, that itches!’

drsxc:

Thor’s A+ Guide on How to Deal with Loki

Thor gets some quality advice, and Loki wonders how to tell him that the whole magazine is an elaborate prank he’s playing on humanity.

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lulathestrangeling:

Thor & Loki

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Thor gets a workout and Loki gets his ego stoked.

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Thor, Loki, and Too Many Issues.