Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world… he walks into mine.
Okay, okay okay.
So awesome. SO AWESOME.
AND THEN TONY IN THE BACK. YES.
I refuse to admit this isn’t real.
I would watch this so hard.
Sherlock and Arkady playing chess
I would love to put the two of them in a room together and watch the fireworks. I don’t think the above scene would happen (though I do think Arkady would beat Sherlock at chess) because they are both incredibly prickly people. More likely scenarios: Sherlock deduces that Arkady is agoraphobic; they get into a roaring argument; Arkady eventually punches Sherlock. Arkady offers Sherlock some vodka; they get drunk; Pippa shows up and Sherlock deduces something about her; Arkady finds it hilarious; Pippa doesn’t. Sherlock talks to Arkady about Rosemary; Arkady runs away. On a case, Sherlock is more interested in finding facts to deduce motive, and Arkady is more interested in finding motive to postulate fact.
Basically these guys are both awesome.
How the Avengers should have defeated Loki. All he needed was a hug.
Yep, bring that.
(PS: Steve, where are your hands??) :)
also thor giving him beardy face nuzzles. ‘bro, that itches!’
what the audience wants is Tony and Bruce fucking each other senseless hot DAMN
YES YES YES YES YES
They just… they are just perfect foils for each other.
This would be even better if he was dancing in his Thor outfit.
They should have a show called Dancing With The Stars: Fictional Character Edition.
It took them a little while to get any traction… but let’s do a head count here: Gumby-Kermit the Frog; a coronet player with friends in both high and low places, and the ability to call upon the elements with his music; a feral naiad whose best friend is a sea dragon; and a mysterious girl who can call the Nightwalker Spirit out of a pot. Together, they are Earth’s Mightiest Hipsters! Bet you’ve never heard of them.