BLESS YOU, COPPERBADGE.

copperbadge:

frightfullytreeish:

au where tony is a really avant garde michilen star chef who does crazy shit with LIQUID NITROGEN and FOAMS and MENTAL TASTE COMBINATIONS and steve is a classically trained chef who has turned his back on the snobbery of the classical kitchen to make food affordable and bruce is one of those guys who seems super quiet but once he’s in the kitchen he shouts at you in french and throws pans everywhere and shit and shield is a really weird high concept restaurant where like all the food is served in the dark and the menu is a secret and natasha and clint probably COOK IT IN THE DARK TOO and obviously thor is making BIG BOLD TRENDY NORWEIGAN FUSION FOOD NEW KID ON THE BLOCK OOH

and they all unite against loki who is an overly critical food critic I guess

Title: Feed The Body, Nourish The Soul
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: SEE ABOVE, SORT OF.
Warnings: None.
Notes: This owes everything to Frightfullytreeish except Smörgåstårta, which is the fault of shetlandowl. I’m not a chef, I’ve just read a lot of books about food, so my apologies for any inaccuracies. Also I wanted to say, at the outset, that I have nothing against the Food Network, chain restaurants, or seasoned fries. I actually love seasoned fries. 

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TOBRU and War On Hunger are usually located next to each other. Not always, because War On Hunger is on wheels, but usually. TOBRU is one of the only restaurants in Manhattan that hasn’t run the War On Hunger food truck out of its territory, and Steve in his gratitude usually leaves them some chickpea chocolate cake or a plate of locally-made pasta to eat after closing time. Steve’s presence in the kitchen, sneaking in to stash food in the fridge, has become a regular occurrence.

The first time Steve fed Tony, Tony looked at him and said “Why are you such a fucking hipster?”

“Beg pardon?” Steve asked. He isn’t a hipster. Yes, he owns a food truck and wears suspenders, but that’s because he likes food trucks and suspenders.

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mewithanie:

frightfullytreeish:

au where tony is a really avant garde michilen star chef who does crazy shit with LIQUID NITROGEN and FOAMS and MENTAL TASTE COMBINATIONS and steve is a classically trained chef who has turned his back on the snobbery of the classical kitchen to make food affordable and bruce is one of those guys who seems super quiet but once he’s in the kitchen he shouts at you in french and throws pans everywhere and shit and shield is a really weird high concept restaurant where like all the food is served in the dark and the menu is a secret and natasha and clint probably COOK IT IN THE DARK TOO and obviously thor is making BIG BOLD TRENDY NORWEIGAN FUSION FOOD NEW KID ON THE BLOCK OOH

and they all unite against loki who is an overly critical food critic I guess

oh god I want it so badly

oh my god yes please yes please

flourhurricane:

iwritecrimescenesnotdaleks:

a-ckleholic:

helenadara:

strictly-sherlock:

muggle-rubbish:

timelord-consultant and I made a scale of how tall everyone in our fandoms are.

I NEEDED THIS

SAM IS TALLER THAN THOR

SAM IS TALLER THAN THOR

I’m smaller than all of them.

I’m 5”1!!

I don’t care that I’m shorter than almost everyone.  I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS MORIARTY BITCHES

The 11th Doctor is 5’11”.

THE 11TH DOCTOR IS 5’11”.

So not only does this cater to my need to classify things,

1. I am taller than John Watson! What!
2. The Harry/Draco ship just got a lot more interesting.
3. YES GOOD MORE PLEASE

(via the-wordbutler)

At last, what we’ve all been waiting for.

Clint is the majestic Archaeopteryx.  I was recently reminded that neither of them can fly, but they both know how to fall with style.  And there is that whole thing with the feathers.

Natasha is a Masiakasaurus.  The internet assures me that the genus name means “vicious lizard” and that the Masiakasaurus “speared prey with its forward projecting front teeth and then sliced and tore the captives into chewy chunks with its bladelike rears.”  And they accomplished all of that solo while being the size of a large dog.  The Black Widow approves.

Director Fury is a Dire Wolf.  Do not get between this leader and his pack.  He will bite you in the face.

Agent Coulson is a small, prehistoric rodent.  No, I don’t know what kind.  That’s classified.  He is innocuous and has the ability to climb trees and foil enemy plots.  Also he is cute and fuzzy!  Is anyone surprised?

Thor is a Woolly Mammoth.  He still thinks that the rest of the team, with the exception of the Hulk, is puny.  He is also still convinced that being covered in ice and snow is the natural state of the earth, and that having long flowy hair is a good idea.  Way to go, Thor.

Dr. Bruce Banner is a mild-mannered Giant Ground Sloth.  The Hulk, on the other hand, is a Giganotosaurus.  No, don’t ask me how this works.  I don’t know.  Bruce doesn’t know either.  I would suggest you don’t ask the Giganotosaurus.  

Tony Stark is an Ankylosaurus!  He’s covered in armor and packs a mean punch.  Green smoothies are still his primary source of nourishment, too.

And that brings us to Steve Rogers, our Cave Bear.  We all know how fiercely mama bears protect their young, and Steve has a clear “never leave a man behind” policy.  There’s a reason he’s our favorite team leader.  (Don’t be fooled.  The reason is that he’s cuddly). 

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Edit: Maria Hill is a velociraptor, and Loki is one of those dinosaurs that butt heads, I don’t know which one, I did a ridiculous amount of dinosaur research today, guys.

scifigrl47:

dr-kara:

First rule of Renn Faire is we’re not allowed to talk about Renn Faire.

This is unacceptable, Kara.  Getting Phil drunk and getting all of his secrets, that is not acceptable. 8)

YES GOOD MORE PLEASE

kalliopestarmist:

Pixar Style Avengers by Phil Postma

This is relevant to a friend’s interest.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sooner or later this was going to happen and I wanted to be the one to bring it.

I regret nothing.

(via sagebot)

begitalarcos:

dearbrucebanner:

sigyn-goddess-of-fidelity23:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

whipbogard:

glossywintertree:

i have no excuse for this

SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG

MY CHILDHOOD

My internal organs are dancing in honor of your brilliance. (ie. my lungs and heart may have given out call a doctor)

laughing way more than I should be.

I like scince bros….but I just died

lmao Steve’s like “Perfect harmony my ass! don’t touch me!” 

(via snh-snh-snh)

HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL

(via kalliopestarmist)

deverassupimpa:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

(via clavicularity)