earn31:

Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.

The only thing that would make this better is if it was in the greenhouses cause Pomona Sprout is a hairy potter

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kalliopestarmist:

gunmettle:

tell me about your dreams, dearest will

The Venn diagram of “Things that are deer” and “Things that Will Graham hallucinates about” is two circles.

He must watch a lotta Miyuzaki or something.

Is it sad that I look at this and see a really really awesome Harry Potter AU?

roachpatrol:

Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.

Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll.  And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face. 

And then you realize that that was the hero. 

And then the credits roll. 

1. Awesome.  I would love to play that.

2. Book of a Thousand Days, by Shannon Hale.  Not the exact same story but it bears a family resemblance.

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biochip:

#possibly the worst photoset in existence 

Did you notice that every single person on that train is using a piece of technology to remove themselves from their environment?  Which leaves us with Steve literally going backwards, in a crowd of people who are metaphorically turning their backs on him, and alienated from a system which everyone else understands.  And he has nothing to do with his hands.

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the-wordbutler:

acollectionofwellbehavedbeards:

mark ruffalo (via my new plaid pants)

 #bruce goes back to nature

Here is a universal truth: Bruce loves gardening. He loves being out in the sun, he loves working in the dirt, he loves growing things that then can be all or part of his dinner. He loves flowerbeds and green spaces. Blame it on the science degrees; he wants to give back to the planet they all live on.

Which means Tony will walk out onto the deck one day in the spring and discover Bruce mowing the lawn. Bruce, not the people Tony pays a very large sum of money for lawn upkeep. And he will bitch and moan and whine when Bruce informs him he fired the landscaping people. 

“You do not have authority to fire my lawn people!” Tony will complain.

“Technically, you gave me that authority in mid-December,” Bruce will remind him, and smile when Tony makes his you did not just prove me wrong face.

Bruce will plant in the flowerbeds, mow the lawn, switch to untreated mulch and non-chemical fertilizers (because dogs and Dot play in this yard, Tony) and will start a garden. Tony will not appreciate the whole endeavor until the first hot June day when Bruce strips off his shirt to continue working.

Then, Tony will definitely appreciates.

(And no, Bruce, he will not admit that produce tastes better from a backyard garden. He won’t. Now pass him more of that grilled zucchini and stop being smug.)

I’m fairly certain this picture is from The Kids Are All Right.  Which really makes me wonder how stills from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind will inspire Motion Practice Feels. 

Also grilled zucchini is freaking fabulous. Best vegetable.

scifigrl47:

chaniatreides:

fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

STAHP

NO

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE SIR

gyzym:

blueshoesandbluemountains:

Zachary Quinto vs. Leonard Nimoy: “The Challenge”

well isn’t this just the best thing that’s ever happened

oh my god the lens flares

BLESS YOU, COPPERBADGE.

copperbadge:

frightfullytreeish:

au where tony is a really avant garde michilen star chef who does crazy shit with LIQUID NITROGEN and FOAMS and MENTAL TASTE COMBINATIONS and steve is a classically trained chef who has turned his back on the snobbery of the classical kitchen to make food affordable and bruce is one of those guys who seems super quiet but once he’s in the kitchen he shouts at you in french and throws pans everywhere and shit and shield is a really weird high concept restaurant where like all the food is served in the dark and the menu is a secret and natasha and clint probably COOK IT IN THE DARK TOO and obviously thor is making BIG BOLD TRENDY NORWEIGAN FUSION FOOD NEW KID ON THE BLOCK OOH

and they all unite against loki who is an overly critical food critic I guess

Title: Feed The Body, Nourish The Soul
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: SEE ABOVE, SORT OF.
Warnings: None.
Notes: This owes everything to Frightfullytreeish except Smörgåstårta, which is the fault of shetlandowl. I’m not a chef, I’ve just read a lot of books about food, so my apologies for any inaccuracies. Also I wanted to say, at the outset, that I have nothing against the Food Network, chain restaurants, or seasoned fries. I actually love seasoned fries. 

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TOBRU and War On Hunger are usually located next to each other. Not always, because War On Hunger is on wheels, but usually. TOBRU is one of the only restaurants in Manhattan that hasn’t run the War On Hunger food truck out of its territory, and Steve in his gratitude usually leaves them some chickpea chocolate cake or a plate of locally-made pasta to eat after closing time. Steve’s presence in the kitchen, sneaking in to stash food in the fridge, has become a regular occurrence.

The first time Steve fed Tony, Tony looked at him and said “Why are you such a fucking hipster?”

“Beg pardon?” Steve asked. He isn’t a hipster. Yes, he owns a food truck and wears suspenders, but that’s because he likes food trucks and suspenders.

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Today is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 15 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought and died. Remember, remember May 2nd 1998.

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