How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week
I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP
*Presses the button like no tomorrow*
THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES
if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post
What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”
This would be ideal for trans guys.
Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy
I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men
Soooo it sounds like you all need to read
Cycler by Lauren McLaughlin
which is the story of a girl who, for some mysterious reason, turns into a boy for four days every month. I’m not going to pretend this book is high literature or anything but it is pretty gripping (it’s not a simple case of “becoming a boy” so much as it is “there is another person inhabiting my body for half a week and my parents treat him like the Dursleys treat Harry Potter because they just can’t deal”). So there’s gender issues and family issues and weird almost-sibling issues and… I don’t know anyone else who’s read this book so I’ve never been able to discuss it with anyone. It’s not perfect, not by a long shot… but Lauren McLaughlin went and wrote a novel about what we were all thinking. So have at it, guys.
Interviewer: Did you do a lot of your own stunts?
Anthony Mackie: I did a bunch of the stuff leading up to the stunts. I tried to do one stunt and I ran into a parked car, face-first.
Interviewer: The directors were telling me— I asked if there were any close calls and that was the one situation they brought up!
AM: [Laughs] No, but they tricked me. First of all, no one— if I tell you to fly, you’re not going to know how to fly ‘cause as humans, we don’t fly. So they tell me they’re going to raise me up ten feet and let me go. I swing in, land on my feet, and walk and talk…. so they pulled me up ten feet and said ‘how do you feel?’ and I said ‘I feel good!’ But I keep going up! They pull me up forty feet off the ground and I’m like ‘THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!’ [Laughs] And they let me go. And I’m coming down at like….mach 2, right? And I look at Chris [Evans]’s face and he goes… “You’re going to die.”
-Anthony Mackie, interview with Access Hollywood
Guys, watch this WHOLE THING. He’s fucking hilarious.
Second the rec for the video, Mackie’s retelling of this story is fucking GOLD
Yeah, I’m just going to reiterate for the record that he sounds exactly like my high school french teacher.
This man is qualified to play as nightwing
Dude it’s just color guard stuff, I went to high school with like 10 ladies and 3 guys qualified to play Nightwing. Still hella impressive but if you try to tell me only superheroes can do this you need to pay closer attention to the ladies with flags that you were probably ignoring.
Imagine me sitting and staring at you blankly, thinking deeply about what you’ve said, relating it to myself, extrapolating ideas from it, thinking about how it may relate to you, and then deciding that none of that will be said aloud because it would either take too long or should be obvious.
…I wasn’t actually going to follow your blog but it’s not every day you find a carbon copy of your own thoughts and feelings residing in another person.
HOW MANY TIMES HAS DEREK HALE PRACTICED THIS SPEECH IN FRONT OF HIS MIRROR
EVEN WHEN THERE WAS NO MIRROR
HE GAVE THE “THIS IS HOW TO MATTER TO SCOTT MCCALL” SPEECH TO MANY A STILL POND SURFACE, MY FRIENDS
AN: Hey, greekhoop, do you remember that time we were talking about the secret shame of Angry Thoughts? Okay, good.
I kind of wish I liked running so I could use it as an outlet.